Survival Tips For Lunatics (Paperback)

To save the most important things in the world, you have to first find out what they are... Tip No 1: Believe it or not a camping trip is the best place to start, especially if it has: Changez, 12 (Tip No. 2: think big brother, think goody-goody!) Timmy, 10 (Tip No. 3: think capuchin-monkey-brained snotasaurus ) A mud volcano (Tip No. 4: yes, it can erupt! ) Saw-toothed crocs (Tip No. 5: the animals, not the shoes ) A snippy sparrow (Tip No. 6: small is BIG ) The last Ursinus Thibetanus (Tip No. 7: think large, furry and walking towards you! ) A herd of hyper-herbivorous Baluchitheriums (Tip No. 8: don't think... RUN! ) One poetic Markhor (Tip No. 9: yup, get the ear plugs ) A Protoliterodragon (Tip no. 10: pull on running shoes ? now! ) Vegetarian Velociraptors (Tip No. 11: Be glad you are not green ) And as always... Assorted pesky humans, including angry soldiers and heartless rogues (Tip No. 12: Think the most dangerous animal on earth...) Got the idea? Here?s a story that tells you what on earth is really happening... If you are a clever Smartosapiens, Survival Tips for Lunatics is the mad, mad handbook for you to make sense of the world and where it is going, besides round and round!